Museum Night Watchman (f/m/d)

at  PUMPKINLABS

Do you have a passion for art and a knack for keeping the spirits in check? Are you ready to patrol a museum filled with ancient artifacts, creepy curiosities, and perhaps a few haunted relics? If so, we want you to join our team as a Night Watchman!

QUALIFICATIONS:

• Previous experience in security or law enforcement—bonus points if you’ve dealt with the paranormal before!
• A strong sense of intuition and an ability to remain calm when things get spooky (phantoms are unpredictable!)
• Excellent communication skills—be ready to report any ghostly happenings to the museum director (and perhaps convince them to add a ghost tour!)
• Ability to work night shifts, because all the best hauntings happen after dark!
• Basic tech-savvy skills to navigate security systems

• Patrol the halls of our museum during the witching hours, keeping a watchful eye on the exhibits and ensuring all is well—especially when the statues seem to move!
• Conduct regular inspections of the galleries and storage areas, checking for any strange noises or spectral visitors (don’t worry, we’ve got sage for that!).
• Monitor security systems and cameras to ensure that nothing unearthly happens on your watch.
• Document any unusual occurrences, like artifacts that glow in the dark or paintings that seem to follow you with their eyes.
• Provide exceptional customer service to any late-night visitors (even if they’re more ethereal than human).